September 29, 2007

mimimimimi

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 8:01 pm

From: xxxxxx @hotmail.com
To: xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Subject: RE:
Date: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 20:01:44 +0800


 mimimimimi I want your pictures

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STOP CALLING AND EMAILING ME

Category: Emails To Miss X — M @ 12:20 pm

From: xxxxxxx @hotmail.com
To: xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Subject: RE:
Date: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:20:23 +0100

 
I’M NOT SENDING YOU ANY POST.
 
STOP CALLING AND EMAILING ME.

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DHL or Fedex?

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 9:43 am

From: xxxxxx @hotmail.com
To: xxxxxxx @hotmail.com
Subject:
Date: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:43:40 +0800


M,
 
 
You shouldn’t send me an ordinary mail!! It might be lost on its way…..
 
Why I still haven’t got it??5555555555555555555555555
I miss you! Send me pictures!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
DHL or Fedex?  ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahah

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September 28, 2007

i will fuck you to faint

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 7:52 pm

From:  xxxxxx @hotmail.com
To:  xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Subject:
Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:52:18 +0800


 M 
 
Are you sure you sent it by national express?
Why it takes almost one week to reach me ah??
 
If it was lost, i will  fuck you to faint

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have a nice weekend in London

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 7:42 pm

From: xxxxxx @hotmail.com
To: xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Subject: have a nice weekend in London
Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:42:00 +0800


M
 
Due to the technic problems, I may have sent you two blank emails just now
 
I want you to send me pictures of your graduation ceremony in Dec 2004 this weekend.
 

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September 26, 2007

iss

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 9:08 am

—–Original Message—–
From:  Miss X [mailto: xxxxx @hotmail.com]
Sent: 26 September 2007 09:08
To:  M 
Subject: iss

1 I have a lot to discuss with little u

2 Did you post it by national express-it’s going to be our national holiday next week

3 will you still love me when i am old and not charming any more

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September 25, 2007

Shop together, Sleep together

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 10:37 am

—–Original Message—–
From:  Miss X [mailto: xxxxxx @hotmail.com]
Sent: 25 September 2007 10:37
To:  M 
Subject:

1. Shop together, Sleep together, have dinner together, play together

2. Catch up with M, invest together

3. Share the pocket money

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September 24, 2007

U can’t throw your handset any more

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 9:19 am

—–Original Message—–
From:  Miss X  [mailto: xxxxxx @hotmail.com]
Sent: 24 September 2007 09:19
To:  M 
Subject:

U can’t throw your handset any more, I don’t give you compensation fees.

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September 19, 2007

M, What can I do?

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 4:23 am

—–Original Message—–
From:  Miss X [mailto: xxxxx @hotmail.com]
Sent: 19 September 2007 04:23
To:  M 
Subject:  M , What can I do?

 M ,

Firstly I do not want to abandon my major, and I need a qualification, LOMA or anything else? Perhaps try to get it when I am pregnant at home.

2ndly, I am very interested in marketing, pr, media. I can’t imagine I will be doing admin, accounting, sales. They will drive me crazy.

hmm, I will bite your mouth hard to have your English accent.

Cheers

 Miss X 

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September 18, 2007

two warm hearts

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 9:17 pm

From:  xxxxx @hotmail.com
To:  xxxxx @hotmail.com
Subject: two warm hearts
Date: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:17:35 +0800

except
my 2nd last email to you
When is your paper coming to me ah? It’s a boring question, but you know I am in China already.
Hope England is still that England in my mind, though there are still changes in each year. People gone, people come. Love comes, love goes, time and time again, we seek love. by and by, we are getting old, by and by, we found who we are.
Hope you are very well, so is your family.
 
last email: the flight number
 
before that: Visa issued in Shanghai.
It’s really troublesome….:(  and you are like a naughty boy just like me-your big sister never wants to grow up.

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I expect to be with you in the near future

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 9:46 am

—–Original Message—–
From:  Miss X [mailto: xxxxxxx @hotmail.com]
Sent: 18 September 2007 09:46
To:  M 
Cc:  xxxxxxx @hotmail.com
Subject:

 M ,

I expect to be with you in the near future. I know marriage is a very serious thing.

I can tell from your voice every time.

Let me know when, and I shall get ready for my next move.

best

 Miss X 

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September 16, 2007

I will sell life insurance to British men

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 10:19 pm

From: xxxxxxx@hotmail.com
To: xxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:19:50 +0800
Subject:

M,

Perhaps I will take LOMA exam, then I will sel life insurance to British men. haha…..

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hi mom, this is Miss X

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 8:46 pm

From: xxxxxxx@hotmail.com
To: xxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:46:51 +0800
Subject:

hi mom, this is Miss X, on my back and arms

probably i can do that o

I registered this email address in year 1 or 2, thanks god, it’s me haha….

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I am a crazy girl. You gotta be careful.

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 12:19 pm

From: xxxxxx@hotmail.com
To: xxxxxx@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:19:10 +0800
Subject:

I don’t like the winter in England. and I dont like crowed public transportation.

I used to walk to the office/

I wanna make love-you know I am a crazy girl. You gotta be careful.

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I NEED A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 10:21 am

From:  Miss X ” < xxxxxx @hotmail.com>
To:  xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Date: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:21:30 +0800

Grandpa, You need take gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooood

cre of me as soon as possible

I NEED A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I will fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 8:24 am

From: xxxxxx@hotmail.com
To: xxxxxx@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:24:26 +0800
Subject:

Fine, but dare you speak to the chicks happily behind my back.

I will fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you in the airport!!!

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September 15, 2007

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

Category: Emails To Miss X — M @ 5:29 pm

From: “M” <xxxxxxx@hotmail.com>
To: xxxxxxx @hotmail.com
Subject: RE:
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:29:17 +0100

Here’s my fucking email - LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

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Where is your fucking email?

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 3:03 pm

From:  Miss X ” < xxxxxx @hotmail.com>
To: 
 xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 15:03:11 +0800

 M ,

Where is your  fucking email?

Have you posted the paper to me, it is peak time to get an air ticket during 11-12 a…

 u pick me up

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Are you a playboy??

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 10:41 am

—–Original Message—–
From:  Miss X [mailto: xxxxxx @hotmail.com]
Sent: 15 September 2007 10:41
To:  M 
Subject:

Are you a playboy interested in tel voice messages??

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U are not going to see me around

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 9:45 am

—–Original Message—–
From:  Miss X [mailto: xxxxxx @hotmail.com]
Sent: 15 September 2007 09:45
To:  M 
Subject:

U are not going to see me around and marry me to you when I was 38 lah!!

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September 13, 2007

M, where are you?

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 2:54 am

From: Miss X (xxxxxxx@hotmail.com)

Sent: 13 September 2007 02:54:27

To: xxxxxx@hotmail.com

M, where are you? I always suport you, always love you!!!!!!!!!!

 

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September 12, 2007

i like to suck yours

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 2:43 am

From: Miss X (xxxxxx@hotmail.com)

Sent: 12 September 2007 02:43:53

To: xxxxxx@hotmail.com

I may not be a good kisser or fucker, but I am definitely a good fighter, I had training when young. someone’s body isn’t as soft as mine even she practised yoga.

 What a pity that I still don’t know what a condom look like.hahahaha…. how I wish borrow that to you, then i needn’t bear babies. but i like to suck yours cos i love you.

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September 11, 2007

every breath you take

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 12:53 am

 

From: Miss X (xxxxxx@hotmail.com)

Sent: 11 September 2007 00:53:23

To: xxxxxx@hotmail.com

 omg, i am actually waiting for my first great sex with a cock from England.not sure how long it takes, but i am getting hot, so you have to send me this as quick as possible.

i thought it is funny that people broke up after sleeping together. i thought it is funny that people have to divorce with children. i thought it is strange that ugly under class girls ask me for guys. i thought i am not good enough.

again,how soon? i told you i will bite you if you are not my tender yeanling above.

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September 10, 2007

Leave me alone

Category: Emails To Miss X — M @ 8:50 pm

From: “M” <xxxxxxx@hotmail.com>
To: xxxxxx@hotmail.com
Subject: RE:
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:50:18 +0100

Right, I want this to be the last communication between us ever. I
NEVER want to hear from you again.

We will NEVER be together. We will NEVER be married. There is going
to be NOTHING between us. I don’t even want to be friends.

I think you need help and I think you need it soon.

DO NOT call me and DO NOT email me.

I’ve told you this a number of times and I don’t know how to make it
any clearer for you.

Leave me alone.

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This is my serious request

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 1:35 pm

From: Miss X (xxxxxx@hotmail.com)

Sent: 10 September 2007 13:35:05

To: xxxxxx@hotmail.com

M,This is my serious request, you must reply when you read it.You know our situations, and it has been so many breaks since I decided to sleep with you in July..

I told you that I am tired and I need you many times.

Save the time, Save the energy and create happiness for the short life time.

We have 7 hour time differeces, and we are in Asia and England.

We need work a lot to be together.

I……………

Good night

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Do your families like me?

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 10:45 am

From: Miss X [mailto:xxxxxx@hotmail.com]
Sent: 10 September 2007 10:45
To: M
Subject:

M,

Do your families like me? Your Chinese girl

Answer me, please….

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love is miserable in my eyes

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 10:28 am

From: Miss X (xxxxxhotmail.com)

Sent: 10 September 2007 10:28:01

To: xxxxxx@hotmail.com

M,how could you access to internet at home?you know, sometimes love is miserable in my eyes…you know, how much I want to be loved, you know, how much I want to reach you forever….

my mum said I never had a sweet boyfriend….. it seems like that….

I don’t have your mobile number, I call your office line  I am going to marry you..

I am a boy…a dummy boy…

Tell me how soon, ok? it is not a puzzle quiz.

HOLD ME TIGHT

Miss X

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transfer me to your room

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 10:13 am

From: Miss X [mailto:xxxxxxx@hotmail.com]
Sent: 10 September 2007 10:13
To: M
Subject:

M,

Is it a mailing, then transfer me to your room?

I do not like to have dummy personal life any more, ok?

When? Tell me, I need your answer to rest well.

Miss X

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September 7, 2007

FUCK! FUCK!

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 10:42 am

From: “ Miss X ” < xxxxx @hotmail.com>
To: xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Date: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:42:49 +0800

I am sure that piece of black shit loves
you.        FUCK!
FUCK!

I am telling you that white on the ground was
surprised that I was with manyblack in the kitchen. I protected the black,
ok?

British women heng~

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September 6, 2007

love

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 12:09 pm

From: “ Miss X ” < xxxxxx @hotmail.com>
To:  xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Subject: love
Date: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:09:32 +0800

(ks)

I hope one day I will be a top student
like you.

I am of course not interestd in research, so I am a little
surprised that you are a  [my job-in my eyes, you are not quiet. 

I love to be a pretty career woman, but not any nasty women
and men any more.  I am thirsty.

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September 5, 2007

M baby

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 10:02 pm

From: “ Miss X ” < xxxxxx @hotmail.com>
To:  xxxxx @hotmail.com
Date: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 22:02:26 +0800

baby,

you should listen to my command, always, otherwise i will bite you
hard.

Miss you.

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pink pig head

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 9:33 am

From: “ Miss X ” < xxxxxx @hotmail.com>
To:  xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Date: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:33:06 +0800

,

Do you like the pink pig head I sent to you the
other time?

It is your symble after “snail”.

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September 4, 2007

I bomb your mailbox

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 9:18 am

From: “ Miss X ” < xxxxxx @hotmail.com>
To: xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Date: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:18:44 +0800

It seems like a good timing during
the time you are away from the office.

When I feel like gabbing, I bomb your mailbox.

I wish i was accompanied by you in the past 3.5 years, then I
shouldn’t experience anything sad in  [UniversityShanghai by myself-something
I never want to see happening, but spend the precious golden time with my
love in a place I like.

Do you like poems, wow, the famous English literature. I need improve my
English fast, then we can practise sex. xixi…..Virgin~

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September 3, 2007

I can’t give you many deep insights

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 1:29 pm

From: “ Miss X ” < xxxxx @hotmail.com>
To:  xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Date: Mon, 03 Sep 2007 13:29:19 +0800

can’t give you many deep insights
of Chinese culture, but as you all know it is a big country with a long
history of 5 thousand years, just like the UK.

It is hard for you to deny being white and the English speaking country,
or even the No.1 race in the world. People are nice or cold is up to their
characters influenced by the British culture. But certainly the more
pressured social life is, the more aggressive people are, as we can feel
so.

However, Japanese girls in  [University hallalso jealous me. haha…..

I guess it isn’t wrong for me to only love foreigners-I
never deny my culture, but somehow I am also interested in other
cultures and nice men.
 

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to M

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 12:05 pm

From: “ Miss X ” < xxxxxx @hotmail.com>
To:  xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Subject: to  M 
Date: Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:05:27 +0800

I saw a grand wedding ceremony in
York Minster.

I was humiliated by a Chinese wife married to her Lancaster shcoolmate
on  [campus..haha…I probably will show you their pics got from some other
Cn girls…

he is really very unlucky!!

 

I miss you,  M .

and I will tell you more something very interesting or bad things
later.

I thought about getting married on a journey-becos it is tiring to
prepare for any ceremony. however, everyone wishes for a great wedding and
the blessing from relatives and friends….

Maybe a good mood

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September 2, 2007

English dirty words

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 10:47 pm

From: “ Miss X ” < xxxxxx @hotmail.com>
To:  xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Date: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 22:47:50 +0800

2 American pie once told me a few Engish dirty words. hahaha…most of them I’v heard of, except this
one: Would you like to swear.   
western culture. I knew a few Christian in [University hall], but certainly not
all of them are nice people…….gal la~~~  Are you Christian?

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If

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 9:35 pm

From: “ Miss X ” < xxxxxx @hotmail.com>
To:  xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Subject: If
Date: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 21:35:08 +0800

if you make me ache, I will bite your dick.

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Comrade M

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 9:08 pm

From: “ Miss X ” < xxxxx @hotmail.com>
To:  xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Date: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 21:08:20 +0800

Comrade  M , my parents r no more loving me, cos i am their only troublesome
child.

you’d better carry on fast, cos they wanna marry me to you as quick as
they could.

Cheers

 Miss X 

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September 1, 2007

You changed my bio clock!!

Category: Emails from Miss X — M @ 5:57 pm

From: “ Miss X ” < xxxxxx @hotmail.com>
To:  xxxxxx @hotmail.com
Date: Sat, 01 Sep 2007 17:57:47 +0800

You changed my bio clock!!

I am now looking like a panda!!

SUCK yours!

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